Yesterday afternoon I found myself in quite a predicament. I had just returned home from teaching a private lesson and had a heavy hankering for some wholesome natto on toast. The problem consists of this: I had two packets of natto and only one slice of white bread left after my sister ganked one slice, throwing my natto to bread ratio all out of whack. I usually consume two slices of bread with two packets of natto (one packet per slice) per sitting. Natto comes in three packets per pack and bread in six slices per loaf, so I buy two packs of natto and one loaf of bread. Anyway, when faced with this dilemma of epic proportions I decided to top one slice of toasted white bread with two packets of natto, but the results were incredibly yeasty so I tossed the culinary abomination in the trash. I ended up eating some cookies and a Cow Tail for lunch.
2 comments:
ok, i ganked nothing! i simply ate the toast. and that natto shit is nasty! how could you even think of covering a fine piece of bread with two packets of slimy badness?
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that is quite a predicament. what yo ushould have done is called up the boston consulting group for their expert advice. their team of professional analysts could have presented you with several viable options.
cant wait for the next chapter of this epic saga!
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